Who's responsible for this #!%$#%ing NEW WINE BAR?! (wait - what wine bar??)

P1:  Well obviously, it's the gays.  Assholes.

P7:  But wait - somebody may need to start hatin' a little harder because I still can't get an egg cream on Broadway.

P3:  Fuck this shit - DIE HIPSTERS DIE

P9:  I don't exactly see Starbucks banging down any doors to open a shop on the northside. I think y'all are getting a little over-excited here with the gentrification talk.

Gayborhood

Yeah, I just like to say write that word.

Cuz, you know, it makes the slumlords, poverty pimps, and thug-huggers crinnnnnnnnnnnge in fear.

Suck it, bitches.  You are finished.  Pack it in and move to Arizona while you still can.