So we chatted, found many mutual interests, including NoMi, gardening, S&M, and the belief that our community is unusually over-stocked with BATSHIT CRAZY BITCHES. We drank single-malt scotch on a beautiful patio under the almost-full moon. I was sure he would propose. Then, out of nowhere, fucking Boathead showed up and we all know how that dude can ruin the ambiance.
But then we went back to White Boy's place and all he wanted to do was watch dumb-ass straight-porn on his computer while spitting into a beer bottle, and he didn't even OFFER to spank me, so I bailed. Plus Boathead drank all the scotch and got belligerent. Kept demanding chocolate pudding, or something. I forget.
Anyway, fucking douchebag White Boy. I ain't got time for that shit.
Oh, and then I went and told the neighbor with the kickass golden Cadillac to go and block his fucking alley, just for spite.
Some people just mess with you a little too much, break your dreams, and then you gotta be a dick, you know?
Oh, but also, in seriousness, do you people actually think that anybody likes your little whipping-boy Johnny?
Sadly, it seems that verybody shits on everybody around here, whether on blogs or otherwise, which is exactly the point I've been trying to make... or make fun of.
NoMi homie i get your humor and you honestly did not want to know me during my drinking years but i do love the hell out of chocolate pudding and i laughed so hard my hair hurts.You're a riot and the gas that gets thrown at the mob along with it.Belligerent? During my drinking days? Not me Homie.I never barfed or had a blackout either....i,m lyin'.Good Luck with your blog and your keen perspective.Now,Kids, let's sing....marchin to the beat of a different drum makes us seem unique and at times seem dumb.But don't you fret and don't you frown cuz' you'll never keep a good man down.Schmaltzy but appropriate.Good Day.
Hello Nomi Homi,
ReplyDeleteI find your blog to be quite fascinating. E-mail me sometime, let's chat and share ideas. I added you to my blog role as well. :)
What do you want to talk about, Mr. White Boy? You did not leave your email address.
ReplyDeleteAll ya gotta do is click on my icon under your followers and then click on "send a message", piece of cake!
ReplyDeleteDid ya have a nice conversation with the racist white boy? Did he try to get you to join his cult?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have to so to join the Hoffzi Party?
Well Anon, lemme tell you about THAT.
ReplyDeleteSo we chatted, found many mutual interests, including NoMi, gardening, S&M, and the belief that our community is unusually over-stocked with BATSHIT CRAZY BITCHES. We drank single-malt scotch on a beautiful patio under the almost-full moon. I was sure he would propose. Then, out of nowhere, fucking Boathead showed up and we all know how that dude can ruin the ambiance.
But then we went back to White Boy's place and all he wanted to do was watch dumb-ass straight-porn on his computer while spitting into a beer bottle, and he didn't even OFFER to spank me, so I bailed. Plus Boathead drank all the scotch and got belligerent. Kept demanding chocolate pudding, or something. I forget.
Anyway, fucking douchebag White Boy. I ain't got time for that shit.
Oh, and then I went and told the neighbor with the kickass golden Cadillac to go and block his fucking alley, just for spite.
Some people just mess with you a little too much, break your dreams, and then you gotta be a dick, you know?
Oh, but also, in seriousness, do you people actually think that anybody likes your little whipping-boy Johnny?
If so, you CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
Nobody actually likes Johnny. We just tolerate him because if you screw with him he'll shit on you in his blog.
ReplyDeleteSadly, it seems that verybody shits on everybody around here, whether on blogs or otherwise, which is exactly the point I've been trying to make... or make fun of.
ReplyDeleteNorthside political style = cannibalism.
It's a shame, really.
Including NoMi Homie.
ReplyDeleteRaw, refreshing shit, son. You might proclaim insanity, but at least there's objectivity glowing in that dark space.
ReplyDeleteNoMi homie i get your humor and you honestly did not want to know me during my drinking years but i do love the hell out of chocolate pudding and i laughed so hard my hair hurts.You're a riot and the gas that gets thrown at the mob along with it.Belligerent? During my drinking days? Not me Homie.I never barfed or had a blackout either....i,m lyin'.Good Luck with your blog and your keen perspective.Now,Kids, let's sing....marchin to the beat of a different drum makes us seem unique and at times seem dumb.But don't you fret and don't you frown cuz' you'll never keep a good man down.Schmaltzy but appropriate.Good Day.
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