Screw introductions

Yeah this is where I'm supposed to tell y'all about myself, right?  I just started a new blog and you want to hear about where I live, who I'm married to, whether my children sleep in twin brass beds and if I live next door to Keith Reitman or Bashir Mogul.  And if I grow zucchini and take pictures of sex offenders.  Right?  Yeah.

Fuck that.

This ain't Johnny Northside. 

This ain't Jordan Hawkman.

But this IS the Northside... from my eyes, ladies and gentlemen.

Stay tuned.